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drive safe?

Driving was fine, but thanks! The moral of this story, kids, is ‘don’t expect ambien to wear off at 7 AM if you took it at 1 AM so you could guarantee a few hours of sleep before you had to drag yourself out of bed. Ambien does not work that way and you will be functional but vaguely disoriented for the entirety of the morning.

gimmeeeee

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It got even better when I was trying to talk to the oil change guy, lolol I couldn’t get my mouth to make the right words BLAHH!

I have decided in my ambien stupor

that the best thing do is get some free food from DunkinDonuts

Hello this is Jessica speaking, yes I took an ambien and therefore my brain is fried but wants a good healhtysuggestion for food

ah fuck it, I’m going to Panera

why are you reading this?

the-privatier:

midnightlightning:

OMG YES

that last one

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gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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“You either like me or you don’t. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.” —Daniel Franzese (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: overlysensitivestudent, via thingssheloves)

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imprecise:

loves me loves me not loves me (by ariel rowan)

imprecise:

loves me loves me not loves me (by ariel rowan)

(via caffeine-)